The Crazy Jenny Show

THE CRAZY JENNY SHOW

Jenny: I'm sitting in the chair, writhing in agony. A demon, a minor demon, is pinning me there, fucking with my head. 'Abraxas', he says, 'I'm Abraxas, the demon of lies and deceit'. Abraxas: So, what do you want to know about lies, my dear? Jenny: I'm not a liar, I try again to get up. This time I'm flayed, splayed. I feel myself screaming. Abraxas: I'll tell you about lies. There are white lies and black lies, and many shades of grey lies. Some lies are justified. Lies told out of kindness, lies that preserve dignity, lies that spare pain. Abraxas: Everybody's a liar, dear.

What's the matter, Warren? Am I too *fucked up* for you! Huh? Am I too *perverted* for you!

Jenny: Oh my god, you've gotta distract them because I don't want them coming over to me. Will you kiss me? Please kiss me. Alice: No! I don't kiss girls who wear doilies. Jenny: I beg you. I beg you. I will buy you Starbucks for a week. Jenny: Can you kiss me. Please kiss me. Okay, go. Ready. One, two, three.

"...which of course is where that vagina wig is gonna live" "...yo stacey, come here and say it to my fucking face you vagina!"

"Every time, I think everything's going really well. I mean, I try really hard. It all f*** up. And I think that... maybe I'm just one of those people that... doesn't deserve... to be happy."

ah.. i'm upset jenny dies. i know everyone hates her but i think she was the most honest, vulnerable and in general, real character on the show. she was also hilairous.. oh, and the hottest. be honest.